Sunday, September 6, 2009

Top Five Reasons to See "The Final Destination"

The Final Destination series has become one of the most fun guessing-games in the history of deliciously bad horror movies. From tanning bed coffins to decapitating elevators, death has never been so violently creative and gruesomely enjoyable. 




The latest installment, titled quite firmly The Final Destination, is undoubtedly as entertaining as its older cinematic counterparts.


Here are the top five reasons to see it:



05. Support struggling artists. 

The cast of The Final Destination consists of many newbies; they haven't had as much experience as the highly praised and well-awarded elite of Hollywood. Do them a favor by seeing their movie! After all, some stars - such as Renee Zellweger and Johnny Depp - started out by doing cheesy horror movies! 

04. Dramatic death scenes.




The Final Destination showcases as many merciless, hilariously ridiculous death scenes as its predecessors. Let's just say a car wash, escalator, movie theatre, and lawn mower are utilized at some point. Violence already permeates American culture; you might as well get used to it, but in a more amusing way.

03. It's in 3-D!

Okay, okay, so almost every movie out this year has been in 3-D. But the only movies that honestly operate well in more than two dimensions are horror flicks in which blood, body parts, guts, and dangerous inanimate objects can be thrown at you rapidly.


02. Bobby Campo. 
Death isn't the only scary part about this movie. Perhaps even more frightening is that sexy Mr. Campo himself hasn't been in more movies to tantalize and seduce us all :)


01. It's much deserved fun.
Serious movies are truly my cup of tea, but once in a while, guilty pleasures in the form of explicitly bad dialogue and intellectually lacking themes is just what the doctor ordered. Relax, scream, laugh, and roll your eyes! You deserve it.



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